I am not an atheist…still I feel this way. Can’t help it!

Animal sacrifice to please God is the oldest religious custom in the world. Would almighty mind if a modern Muslim assesses this ritual from pre-Islamic times, studying the grounds why other cultures have abandoned this approach to please him? We are always told that free, independent thinking is encouraged in Islam. So, let’s think what might occur if a modern Muslim objects this ritual, suggesting a less bloody, more peaceful option to share his/her good fortune with the poor?
In keeping with Muslim belief, one day Allah came to the Prophet in his dream and commanded him to sacrifice his only son. Being true Muslim, the Prophet was willing to do so and it impressed Allah. The practice of Qurbani began after that. Now, I would like to share my opinion. We know that Allah knows everything. If Prophet Ibrahim (PBU) was sincere in his devotion and faith, why did Allah have to test it? He could also have found other ways to test Prophet Ibrahim (PBU)’s belief. The story didn’t clarify that God had reasonable doubt about his devotion. Most likely, the story of Prophet Ibrahim (PBU) is a myth.
Is the mythology of Prophet Ibrahim (PBU) so critical that, every year, Muslims must slaughter billions of cattle to commemorate what seems essentially a lowly act of cruelty? In fact, this cruelty seems so unlike Our Allah (We are taught that Allah is kind) that it might even be reasonable to wonder if it was Satan who appeared before Prophet Ibrahim (PBU) initially and, before he would actually kill his son, Allah intervened and threw in the sheep in his place and saved his son. That might externalize the subject, placing that attribute onto Satan that Allah would seem unlikely to possess.
Let’s ask ourselves what might happen if we Muslims develop a universal agreement to adopt an alternative for sharing good fortune with the poor? Why should Muslims wait until Qurbani to divide those, which seems inadequate to distributing to the poor, 1/3 of the meat of the ’sacrificial cow’? What about the balance of the year? Is that enough? Regardless, why must there be only one definition of “sharing our good fortune” in regards to Qurbani, if Muslims are also “free” to think independently?
Isn’t it more a ritual we tag along with no question, flaking our senses of ethics and peace in the manner we seek God’s blessing? What about the right of the animal, too? Could we skip animal slaughter for Qurbani for one year and see what happens? Allah encourages independent thinking from Muslims. We can even receive praise from almighty.
Besides freezing our sanity to the fact that the legends of Prophet Ibrahim (PBU) represents a unkind, autocratic God, who contradicted the claim He knows everything, we also desensitize our young to the vision of blood gushing out of the throat of a dying creature, by making it an essential part of a ritual in Almighty’s name. It justifies cruelty and killing in the name of religion or pacification of Allah. Do we ever question how such early days experience may affect their psyches when they are adults? Islam is touted as the religion of peace. Might there be other, more peaceful and less bloody (from the butchering) ways rich Muslims could share their good fortune with the poor? Might Allah intervene and command us to revert back to animal slaughtering. Ameen.

Guys in long hair!!!!

Well well well….I know it’s not a universal taste but some people need to be more open minded towards men who use long hair because that is not a sign of femininity; on the contrary, I think it is a sign of masculinity and confidence in a man. When I was younger I didn’t mind it, and even though I really don’t even notice guys with their hair whacked short. Long hair shows they care for themselves – not unlike men who work out at the gym to keep their muscles toned. Any guy with long hair gets my instant attention–why I find it exquisitely sexy, especially on a young stud, is beyond me, but I do and always have. I will say that, aesthetically! I like it yeahhhh I like it. Especially long and dark… people who break with social norms are appealing. It’s not about being a rebel or bad boy, but rather being comfortable and confident. They are hot; just look at all the Vikings, Warriors, rock stars and rocker dudes. For me I think that it is partly because a longhaired man is not going to be super ordinary – they aren’t all creative and rebels, but a lot of them are distinctly more interesting (to me) than a man with ordinary conventional short hair. I also think its super hot when the guy is looking like jack sparrow. I just love guys who have enough hair to tangle my fingers through. Lol..But yeah I love long hair on men, as long as it is clean. I just don’t think all guys can pull it off and who don’t, trust me its ugly!!

Tune Jo Na Kaha(awesome song…)

Ummm hmm umm hmm
Ummm hmm umm hmm

Tune jo na kaha
Mein woh sunta raha
Khamakha bewajah Khwaab Bunta raha

Ummm hmm umm hmm
Ummm hmm umm hmm

Tune jo na kaha
Mein woh sunta raha
Khamakha Bewajah Khwaab Bunta raha

Jaane kiski humein lag gayi hai nazar
Is Shehar mein Na apna tikana raha
Koi chaht se na ab apni chalta raha

Khamakha bewajah Khwaab Bunta raha

Dard phele se hai jyaaada
Khud se phir yeh vaada
Khamosh Nazrein Rahein Bezubaan

Abb Na pehli si baatein hai
Bolo to Lab thartharatein hai
Raaz yeh dil ka na ho baiyan
Hoga na ab asar humpe nahin
Hum safar mein to hai Humsafar hai nahi

Door jaata raha Paas aata raha
Khamakha bewajah Khwaab Bunta raha

Aaya woh phir Nazar aise
Baat chidne lagi phir se
Aankhon mein chubhta kal ka dhuan

Haal tera na humsa hai
Is khushi mein kyon gumsa hai
Basne laga kyon phir woh jahan

Woh jahan dur jis se gaye the nikal
Phir se aankhon mein karti hai jaise pehal

Lambha beeta hua ,Dil Dukhata raha

Khamakha bewajah Khwaab Bunta raha

Tune jo na kaha
Mein woh sunta raha
Khamakha bewajah Khwaab Bunta raha

Jaane kiski humein lag gayi hai nazar
Is Shehar mein Na apna tikana raha
Koi chahat se abb apni chalta raha

Bhuj gai Aag thi Daag Jalta raha…

My 22nd birthday and the best 1 yet

Today was my 22nd birthday and my best birthday ever!!! The start of my birthday was with a surprise! My himu dada came from comilla just to see me. He handed over the gifts and ran…i cudn even get the chance to give him a good treat! But i was really very happy to see him today! After dada was gone, i started to decorate the cake and surprisingly, i did really good!!! It was such a hit!! Well…when i went to the venue, 2 of my frnd were already there. I booked the place 1 week ago, and everything was as i expected. They were very organized, professional, all my requests were done. I did arrangement for 25 people. But many of them couldn’t come. Donno why so many ppl suddenly fell ill on my bday at the same tym…lolzz. Never mind…i still had fun with those ppl who managed to come. They made me feel like a pwincess again!! The cake (made by my mom)was awesome. Many of the guest continued to comment on how well my mom did!! I gave an emotional speech just before finishing the party. Many ppl already left by that tym and missed that!! I just shared with them that this was my last birthday in bd. Next year i am not gonna be with them n um gonna miss all of them. Some of them were emotional after the speech!! After coming back to my home…checked my fb and omg!! So many wishes from my fb frndz. Took a long tym to reply them all! Last but not the least…the gifts were lovely. I was feeling like a 7 years old while opening the gifts!!! Thanks to all of my frnds for coming! Um gonna miss u next yr. Love u all…

HRD Notice

Dear STAFF,

Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.

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1) TRANSPORTATION:
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.
A) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
B) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.
C) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
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2) ANNUAL LEAVE :
Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! Said 1 employee).
- They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs.
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3) LUNCH BREAK:
A) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
B) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
C) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.
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4) SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.
- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
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5) SURGERY :

As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.
- You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.
- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.
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6) INTERNET USAGE :
All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges

Will be deducted from your salary.

- Important Note: Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 10MB connection.

Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed somewhere else.

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Frndz…….

Frndz……., originally uploaded by pwincy.

FOREIGN MINISTRY RULES OUT PINAK RANJAN CHAKRAVARTY’S CLAIM

At a conference titled “Bangladesh-India Economic Relations” Monday Indian Ambassador Pinak Ranjan Chakravarty said around 25,000 of the Bangladeshis who entered India with legal visa every year never returned to Bangladesh. About delays in visa processing, he also made yet another bitter observation that over 80 percent of those who stand in queue in front of the Indian High Commission in Dhaka for visa are “TOUTS AND BROKERS”!!!

He said that he had taken up this issue with the Bangladesh government and the visa procedure would be easier if this group (touts and brokers) could be driven away from the queue. His remarks also triggered criticisms of opposition political parties, former Bangladeshi diplomats and a section of the local media.

However, Dhaka disapproved of his allegation. A spokesman for the Foreign Ministry said that Mr Chakravarty’s observation does not match with the information available with the Bangladesh government. The spokesman came up with the disagreement as government’s attention was drawn to the remarks of the Indian High Commissioner regarding overstay of Bangladeshi nationals in India. ”The Ministry would like to inform all concerned that the information available with the Bangladesh government does not correspond with the observation of the High Commissioner,” the spokesman said, adding Bangladesh has not received any official communication from India in this regard.

The Indian High Commission in Dhaka then explained (!!) that the High Commissioner made the remarks in reply to FBCCI Annisul Huq. It alleged the FBCCI president mentioned that the queue for Indian visa would find a place “in the Guinness Book of World Records”(!!) The IHC clarified that the High Commissioner was highlighting a well-known problem of ‘touts and brokers’ forcibly occupying the visa queue, thereby displacing and harassing genuine visa applicants. The IHC rejected allegation of complicity between ‘touts and brokers’ and officials of the High Commission. Such allegations have been made before and have been found to be baseless and malicious!!

Police Charged Protesters of Tipaimukh Dam

Today (July 5, 2009) a clash took place approximately at 11:30 a.m. when the police stopped the members of the organization named ‘Lamp Post’ from entering the Indian high commission in Gulshan region. Quite a lot of people were wounded when they clashed with the police outside the Indian high commission to protest the construction of Tipaimukh dam. Police charged with rods to scatter them. Two protesters were under arrest from the spot.

As said by Indian High Commission, “Some imaginary experts in Dhaka having no basic data were protesting against the project!! India has shared information (!), but the protestors do not have even the basic information and there is no international law or treaty to bar India from constructing the dam to produce electricity!!!!” Don’t you think it’s weird? Let us come forward and form strong movement against the dam construction otherwise Bangladesh would turn into desert.

Supply Chain class lecture of 25/05/09 (when you have an awful faculty!)

I  am always very sensitive about my hairs. Very often I have bad hair day! So, yesterday I applied a hair pack. Guess what? It was something very healthy, both as food and hair pack..lolzzz. I applied egg with 2 drops of chocolate essence (to avoid bad smell of egg) Very Funny! I felt like a chocolate cake, lolzzzzz.So, today I have a great hair day!! My hair is glowing!! Its silky like anything! Didn’t get any rickshaw while coming to Uni. Missed one class L but I don’t regret . The weather is cool(Just like ma hair…la la la la)!!! Attending class or office in this romantic weather  is such a sin!!?? By the way, cant catch a single word of Supply Chain mam!! She is as fast as bullet!!!  Only she understands what she teaches. Let her eat MURI!!! Muri?? Food??? Hungry!! But no money….Feeling baad(Ajaira!!)

My mood has changed..i wana sing now. “RUP KUMARI MEYE MAAN KORECHHE, BADHBE NA CHUL SE BADHBE NA RE…HOLUD GADAR FUL DE ENE DE…EEEE.” Wait Wait! What are all these? Holud Gada? Am I going insane? Writing such weird things. I wanna eat brain masala from Star. Just now!!!! But how?? How Mow Khao!!! (Mow= Farah Tahsin) Supply chain, global environment, Marketing, sales production, finance, storage…blah blah…I burn all their blankets(KHETA PURI!).

Supply chain schematic seems like puzzle. Didn’t attend FIN class. Going to get “F”. Dear FT, what will happen to you?? You are gone gona gon goneeeeeeeee!!! I wonder, if the world were..no no no…not the world!! If Tom Cruise were a Candy floss!! It ud be nice!!! (Yummy!!!)

Today my MEJAJ was serious KHARAP after visiting the girls common room of EWU. There is nothing but mirrors! All on a sudden if I stand up and ask the mam to resign, what will happen? What will happen if I tell her that she is awfully bad!!!??

What will happen if I make a small hole in the watter bottle of the girl sitting next to me???she will be just The boy sitting next to her, oh ooo…whats wrong with him? Why the hell he is wearing such a vibrant red color T-shirt? Who he thinks he is? A metrosexual super hero?? Aha!! Why the other guy is having so short hair? I thought he’s bald headed when I first saw him! What’s wrong with the girl from first row? Why is she wearing blue nail polish? Does she know that she is looking like a PETNI?Last but not the least, what the hell is wrong with mam? Why is she wearing orange today? BHANGA LINK?? “MAM, APNI BHALO ACCHEN AMRA KINTU BHALO NAI, APNI BHALO THAKTE DEN NAI” She is teaching such weird topics. Transport decision. Oh ho…I want BMW, you have a problem with that?? Warehouse?? Who needs that? Public/gov?? aha aha…I will be a supplier of chocolates. I will be the only customer. I do not need any warehouse mam! I will eat chocolates, I will wear chocolate like Kareena Kapoor!!! Enough time left…how to kill time in this class??? Finding the flaws of the room…dirty AC, visible cables, dirty fans, ugly guys….wait wait wait!! I have just found a Himesh Reshammiah!!! Wearing cap in the classs!!! ( OOOOOOO HUZUR!!!!) Two girls are having weird hair style. How can anyone color their hair so badly?? We are talking about global and international marketing!! No no no no!!!they are just not the same honey!Can kind people be honest? Do honest people need to be rude? Aha…hospitality! 30 people having meal from the same dish( Mishu says” Isssssssss!!!) “You must show respect towards other culture”- Mam says. You must must tolerate. You may not sip wine, but you must hold the glass( I don’t have ny problem mam, can I have just 1 sip…pleaseee!!!!).  U la la la…why our ex prime minister does not shake hand with any POR PURUSH?? Thinking thinking!! Culture!!! Aha aha aha…Well how many khambas did khamba limited have? He he he!!! Convocation of pub and pvt uni are different( But none of the gals shake hands or hug male friends??!!) Bang Bang!! What is BRIC? Brazil, Russia India Chinaa. And break the “MAJA” of your competitor before he /she competes! Wise!! Has IMF gone mad??? Why all the gud quality hilsha fish and our electricity goes to Dada’s land? Hmm… And in USA, “BOCHOR JURE ELISH!”…IMPRESSIVE!! Amar kache keo kono taka paile maaf koira dio go….go go go go!!!

Baby Duck USB :)

Turn a miniature rubber duck and a normal usb into a cute pen drive. To begin you will need….

1. 1 tiny rubber duck
2. 1 usb of any size
3. 1 knife
4. Enough “glue” to fill the duck

Step 1: Cut the Duck

Make an incision at the back (front would work too) of the duck just big enough to slide the flash in.

Step 2: Cement the Flash inside

Glue the flash in somehow it’ll just slide out when you yank the duck out of the usb port.

Step 3: Plug it in

After it’s dried all that’s left is plugging it in.